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Girl 1: I'm gonna make that guy.

Girl 2: You shoulda stay away from him. He has severe shortcumings. Don't ask me how I know that.

shortcuming by AGF January 12, 2013

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shortcomings

a deficiency, a flaw, an imperfection, fault, often concealed that impairs soundness.

Thank you for everything despite of my shortcomings you are still there to support me.

They share that character flaw of arrogance.

shortcomings by Sharreyn August 14, 2006

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shortcoming

A premature ejaculation.

He frequently suffers from shortcomings.

shortcoming by Marquiwallio June 11, 2007

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sexual shortcomings

A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.

Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**

sexual shortcomings by Bad C dev November 19, 2022

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Shortcaking

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.

We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.

Shortcaking by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011

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shortcaking

When you're in between the dating stage and the friends with benefits stage and you occasionally go out on "date-like" events but with no real intention of ever dating the other person

"So what are you and Bob now?" asked Stacey. "Oh, we're shortcaking, cuz you now, i'm not into that dating lifestyle," said Carla.

shortcaking by Glaige July 7, 2015

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I apologize for all my shortcomings

The Gentlemen way of saying

"Sorry, I don't think or act like an asshole like yourself"

"I just don't understand how you can vote for Sanders!" Said the Republican

"I apologize for all my shortcomings." Replied the Millenial

I apologize for all my shortcomings by Nice cup of me September 24, 2016

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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