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Daddy Short Legs 

The opposite of a daddy long legs. Someone with very short legs.
Cate is so short, she's like a Daddy Short Legs.

Hoochie Daddy Shorts 

Shorts worn by a man that the equivalent of "Daisy Dukes" on a woman. Usually, these shorts are cut above the knee, generally mid-thigh, and fit tight around the buttocks.
"Let's make a quick run to Wal-Mart, can you please change your clothes before we leave though? You can't go anywhere with me wearing those hoochie daddy shorts!"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2022

hoochie daddy shorts 

Really short man shorts worn by dads
He was out there wearing those hoochie daddy shorts

Hoochie Daddy Shorts 

(Noun): A term coined by (Comedian Clint Coley) referring to a pair a shorts on a male which are above the knees and show considerable thigh skin. Hoochie Daddy Shorts generally have 4 inch seams, are seen mainly during summer, and do not show make genitalia, but do give a sneak peak of them thighs.
Look at Clint out here with them Hoochie Daddy shorts on, lookin like a tall glass of water.

Hoochie Daddy shorts 

Shorts typically worn by men and other masculine of center folks that fall inches above the knee and showcases the wearers thighs and'calves; a summer staple.

A summertime thirst trap for generations.
Feminine equivalent to Hoochie mama
Look at Emanuel over there, rocking his Hoochie Daddy shorts at the pool.

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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