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In sports, whether it be baseball/football/hockey what have you, when someone crushes a homer, launches a 60 yard touchdown pass or nets a goal from the blue line on a one timer. Anything that gets an absolute fucking SEND in sports.
“Billy is fighting a 1-2 count right now, the pitcher delivers, AND BILLY HITS AN ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE TO CENTER FIELD THAT BABY IS LONG GONE!!!!!”
by @99fordwindstar August 10, 2018
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Noun: a piss missile is a term most commonly used in baseball, referring to when a hitter absolutely shits on a pitch and lines the ball for a single, double, or even a triple.
Holy shit! Their three hole guy just hit a piss missile off his fastball
by SuperLMH July 21, 2020
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Pissing while sporting a raging hard on. This is usually a very messy situation.
Bongo: " Yo - Jimmy boy... where you goin' with the bucket?"

Jimmy: " Dude - I woke up with this morning with serious wood and I accidentally set off a piss missile in the bathroom. You might want to stand clear for a while cos' the batter is still at the plate."
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
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