sexportunity

An alteration in the space time continuum which provides a sexual encounter that otherwise would not have presented itself.

Harry Dave's sexportunity with Sherri occurred after she saw her ex-husband on a date with a Victoria's Secret model.

by flobblers November 17, 2009

Snaportunity

An opportunity for an epic snap chat.

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"

by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

swaportunity

to swap or switch for something better

Swaping a 500 calorie pizza slice for a 100 calorie salad, is a good swaportunity.

by Kriemel January 12, 2012

sexortunity

Having the opportunity to have sex

I can't go hang out with you guys today, Jane is coming over and I can't pass up a sexortunity like that!

by JGay December 6, 2010

Supportunity

n. When an opportunity for a stand-up paddleboard (SUP) adventure presents, it can be described as a supportunity.

Alex: Hey! Beautiful day to be out on the water!
Julie: Sounds like a supportunity!
Alex: Awesome sauce!

by Elena Chantal July 24, 2021

Sexportunist

One who takes advantage of circumstances or a situation in order to further his/her chances at having sex. Seen most often in cases where the potential sex partner is especially vulnerable.

Did you see where Tyler went?" "Yeah, man, he went off with that chick who just got dumped by her boyfriend of 5 years. He's such a sexportunist!

by zoot3000 July 14, 2011

Shoportunity

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

by MontanaC March 4, 2009