shagportunity

an opportunity for a shag

Charles, you missed a great shagportunity, my lad.

by 4441 February 22, 2023

Snaportunity

An opportunity for an epic snap chat.

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"

by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

snapportunity

when an opportunity arises that you believe would make a perfect post to snapchat

That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!

by Giuseppe PussySlayer 69 February 12, 2015

swapportunity

an opportunity to barter instead of paying for something

The swapportunity made more sense for her so she simply bartered for what she wanted.

by CharlestonSC March 16, 2015

swaportunity

to swap or switch for something better

Swaping a 500 calorie pizza slice for a 100 calorie salad, is a good swaportunity.

by Kriemel January 12, 2012

Shopportunity

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".

Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

Shitportunity

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.

The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.

by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010