an opportunity for a shag
by 4441 February 22, 2023
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"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"
"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"
"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015
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Get the swaportunity mug.Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.
Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
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by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
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2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.
During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.
If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.
If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
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