shagportunity
an opportunity for a shag
shagportunity by 4441 February 22, 2023
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Snaportunity
"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"
"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"
"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
Snaportunity by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015
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snapportunity
That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!
snapportunity by Giuseppe PussySlayer 69 February 12, 2015
swapportunity
swapportunity by CharlestonSC March 16, 2015
swaportunity
swaportunity by Kriemel January 12, 2012
Shopportunity
Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.
Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
Shopportunity by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
Shitportunity
1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.
During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.
If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.
If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
Shitportunity by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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