1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.
During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.
If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.
If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
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Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
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Get the shagportunity mug.n. A "can't miss" sale or exchange of goods often taken advantage of by the most frugal, cheapest person you know. A real shopportunity envolves multiple exchanges, layers, relationships, and coupons. This is sometimes mistaken for a scam, and borders on white collar crime.
Cam: "Dude, did you hear about the shopportunity that Goldenstein just scored?"
Mark: "No, what did it entail?"
Cam: "He went and bought 3 Sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon..."
Mark: "But, he's not even diabetic."
Cam: "Right, but the Walgreens in Wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. He took those 9 copies to Game Stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. He used that to get a PS3, essentially he got it for free."
Mark: "No, what did it entail?"
Cam: "He went and bought 3 Sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon..."
Mark: "But, he's not even diabetic."
Cam: "Right, but the Walgreens in Wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. He took those 9 copies to Game Stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. He used that to get a PS3, essentially he got it for free."
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Marty was thrilled when the confluence of parking space, cash-in-hand, sale, and time created a shopportunity at the local kitchen store. She knew that her shopping was meant to be!
by MaineChallengedOne January 26, 2008
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This was a shotportunity.
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