Shitportunity 

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.

The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.

Shitportunity by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010

Shopportunity 

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".

Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.

Shopportunity by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

Shopportunity 

high fashion at insanely low prices.

I snagged a major Shopportunity on a
Burberry coat at Marshalls.

Shopportunity by shoppergirl2468 January 28, 2010

shagportunity

an opportunity for a shag

Charles, you missed a great shagportunity, my lad.

shagportunity by 4441 February 22, 2023

shopportunity 

n. A "can't miss" sale or exchange of goods often taken advantage of by the most frugal, cheapest person you know. A real shopportunity envolves multiple exchanges, layers, relationships, and coupons. This is sometimes mistaken for a scam, and borders on white collar crime.

Cam: "Dude, did you hear about the shopportunity that Goldenstein just scored?"

Mark: "No, what did it entail?"

Cam: "He went and bought 3 Sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon..."

Mark: "But, he's not even diabetic."

Cam: "Right, but the Walgreens in Wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. He took those 9 copies to Game Stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. He used that to get a PS3, essentially he got it for free."

shopportunity by dpmarky November 21, 2010

shopportunity 

A golden opportunity for shopping. When the opportunity for shopping arises at the same time as you find a parking space in front of the store and you have plenty of cash.

Marty was thrilled when the confluence of parking space, cash-in-hand, sale, and time created a shopportunity at the local kitchen store. She knew that her shopping was meant to be!

shopportunity by MaineChallengedOne January 26, 2008

shotportunity 

A spontaneous moment a gun-user takes advantage of to satisfy their desire to unload a firearm at another human being.

This was a shotportunity.

shotportunity by AO1989 June 14, 2020