swaportunity
swaportunity by Kriemel January 12, 2012
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swaportunity
When a couple that are involved in the swinging lifestyle (wife swapping) have an opportunity to have a good time with another like minded couple or individual.
Near the end of a night of hard partying, Dave and Jenn saw a definite swaportunity after meeting Josh and Marissa.
swaportunity by shaydenee69 June 25, 2012
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Snaportunity
"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"
"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"
"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
Snaportunity by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015
snapportunity
That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!
snapportunity by Giuseppe PussySlayer 69 February 12, 2015
swapportunity
swapportunity by CharlestonSC March 16, 2015
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