Shooblits

Shooblits (n): The instant change in density while pooping. Usually going from rather solid poop to instant mud, usually a result of consuming too much coffee.

"I got the shooblits after going through that 20lb bag of french roast."

"I would love to come over and watch mythbusters with you otday Susie, but I have shooblits."

"Back in 'nam, everyone had shooblits."

Shooblits by Kevin the Poop Slayer March 16, 2013

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Shoobies

Term used by home owners in beach towns referring to the renters in the summertime. They always come in and pack the bars, trash the streets and then leave. Best known for pissing on the sidewalk and drunkenly not being able to find their way back home.

THOSE DAMN SHOOBIES ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO COME IN AND RUN OUR BEACH TOWN.

Shoobies by baelyfe June 1, 2017

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shoobies

A term that originated in southern New Jersey that was used to describe tourists who packed lunches in shoe boxes to bring to the beach. Currently, the term is used to describe the flocks of northerners and Pennsylvanian's that travel to the South Jersey coastline during the summertime. They typically come in carpools of 5 or more, drive like snails, and crowd South Jersey boardwalks and beaches so much that locals can't enjoy themselves in their own hometowns.

Guy 1: "Why the hell is traffic on the Expressway moving so slow today?"

Guy 2: "Because of all of these fucking shoobies, they don't know how to drive."

Guy 1: "Yea, I bet they're all heading to the beach. We'll never be able to find a good spot to relax."

Guy 2: "Yea, all of the shoobies are gonna be crowding the sand with they're excessively sun block slathered bodies, and their Nike cross trainers."

shoobies by Britttttttt August 26, 2006