A male person who tries desperately hard to pick up women but never succeeds. A slombat is seen constantlytalking to women, flirting with women and attempting to seduce women but is always left empty handed.
Did you see how hard that guy was trying to pick up ash- what a slombat
a noun. a "shombitch" is someone who prances around on their high horse using foul language and deragotory terms to ladies. they often are short in size being significantly shorter than the average american male. a napoleon complex is common. side effects of coming into contact with a shombitch include stomach ache, fatigue, and nausea.
When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.
Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.