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A male person who tries desperately hard to pick up women but never succeeds. A slombat is seen constantly talking to women, flirting with women and attempting to seduce women but is always left empty handed.
Did you see how hard that guy was trying to pick up ash- what a slombat

The slombat is on the prowl, but he failed again
Slombat by Small c June 10, 2011
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The first ever down syndrome Pokemon character, slombat spends his time slomming around, making friends and chomping the yellow.
Hey check it out, a Slombat, gross!
Slombat by SlombatHunter October 6, 2008
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slobbation 

- English word: slobbation
- German word: Abschmatz
- most commonly used for negative situations in any context possible.
- When something sucks, it's a Abschmatz.
- verb: abschmatzen (to slobbate).
- if somebody is obnoxious, he slobates you.
- synonym for failure, outage, collapse, breakdown
- my French test was a slobbation.
- ey, Französisch war voll der Abschmatzer.

- don't slobate my head!
- schmatz mein Kopf nicht ab!

- slobbation, bro!
- Abschmatzer, laan!
slobbation by Currywurst22 June 23, 2009

Slowbats 

An act of playing Pokémon Showdown very slowly due to external reasons or just two slow players playing against each other.
* Person A looks at Person B *
Person B: Slowbats?
Slowbats by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

slowbate 

The most popular Shawn on Shaun activity.
(Slowbate) We kept losing L4D matches because they were busy slowbating each other.

::boom:: headshot.
slowbate by NotKleenkiller January 13, 2015
something that white boys comment on each other’s instagram posts
*chad posts on instagram*
brad comments: slomba
slomba by thatsmyfavoritewhiteboy November 24, 2020
Slomba is when u nut in a girls pussy and make her finish then finger her then pull your finger out and simba her like the lion king
“I Slombaed my girlfriend last night”
Slomba by Slomba creator December 15, 2021
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Ajumma wait a moment
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