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A male person who tries desperately hard to pick up women but never succeeds. A slombat is seen constantly talking to women, flirting with women and attempting to seduce women but is always left empty handed.
Did you see how hard that guy was trying to pick up ash- what a slombat

The slombat is on the prowl, but he failed again
Slombat by Small c June 10, 2011
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The first ever down syndrome Pokemon character, slombat spends his time slomming around, making friends and chomping the yellow.
Hey check it out, a Slombat, gross!
Slombat by SlombatHunter October 6, 2008
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slobbation 

- English word: slobbation
- German word: Abschmatz
- most commonly used for negative situations in any context possible.
- When something sucks, it's a Abschmatz.
- verb: abschmatzen (to slobbate).
- if somebody is obnoxious, he slobates you.
- synonym for failure, outage, collapse, breakdown
- my French test was a slobbation.
- ey, Französisch war voll der Abschmatzer.

- don't slobate my head!
- schmatz mein Kopf nicht ab!

- slobbation, bro!
- Abschmatzer, laan!
slobbation by Currywurst22 June 23, 2009

Slowbats 

An act of playing Pokémon Showdown very slowly due to external reasons or just two slow players playing against each other.
* Person A looks at Person B *
Person B: Slowbats?
Slowbats by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

slowbate 

The most popular Shawn on Shaun activity.
(Slowbate) We kept losing L4D matches because they were busy slowbating each other.

::boom:: headshot.
slowbate by NotKleenkiller January 13, 2015
something that white boys comment on each other’s instagram posts
*chad posts on instagram*
brad comments: slomba
slomba by thatsmyfavoritewhiteboy November 24, 2020
Slomba is when u nut in a girls pussy and make her finish then finger her then pull your finger out and simba her like the lion king
“I Slombaed my girlfriend last night
Slomba by Slomba creator December 15, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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