Shock shit

When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.

Wae aye man, the water went right up me bum and I did a shock shit.

Shock shit by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021

After Shit Shock 

A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.

After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.

After Shit Shock by GspotStimulator January 18, 2010

shit shock

To be shocked into a near catatonic state.

Jim stood in total shit shock as he watched the madness unfold around him.

shit shock by Shaide July 16, 2008

shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

shit shock by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

shit shock

When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)

Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march

shit shock by OneApollo July 15, 2025

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock 

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.

I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016

sock shit 

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing

Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again

sock shit by Greekbabe1973 October 29, 2017