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Definitions by Everleigh1

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock 

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.
I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.

No Wiper 

The rare (and I mean really rare) instance of bowel evacuation so clean, there is no need to wipe. See also the "No Wiper Challenge", in which you trust your instincts so much, you don't even take a test wipe.
This will be a great day, I just started it with a no wiper.
No Wiper by Everleigh1 March 9, 2015