Shnimpy 

This is a Goddess/God who is talented in every single way. A Shnimpy is always there for their best friend in this case a Maggotte. You should cherish a shnimpy forever

Shnimpy and I are best buds.

Shnimpy by Shnimpy March 9, 2021

shlimpy 

shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.

barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp

shlimpy by manshutyobitchassup May 7, 2020

shrimpy 

Adjective used to describe something small. It is mainly used to describe something to be small and cute, in adoration toward people you cherish, but it can also be derogatory, if used to describe others, who are not your friends.

I'm so shrimpy!! :D

Aww, you're such a shrimp!

He's so shrimpy, I'll never date him.

shrimpy by ineverr July 7, 2011

shrimpy 

A pompous ass who is so full of himself that he doesn't even realize he is insignificant and powerless

J: Our fearless leader was at happy hour again last night telling everyone on the team what to do, and drooling over every waitress in short orange shorts and big boobs.
T: He is such a shrimpy. He still doesn't realize that he is Big Al's bitch.

shrimpy by J Scotts December 22, 2008

shrimpy 

A little ass dick

"Yo if one of my ex's who had a shrimpy ,they better be careful and don't test me. I will expose you!!!😐🤗

shrimpy by tatiballa October 24, 2016

shrimpy guy 

A Shrimpy Guy is stereotypically a tall, skinny and very pale man who is of average or slightly below average attractiveness. People can be a little bit shrimpy if they have some, but not all of these characteristics.

“That guy over there is quite attractive but sometimes he looks too shrimpy for my liking” “He is quite lanky...he looks like a quite shrimpy guy”

shrimpy guy by shrimpy<3 March 12, 2020

shrimpy jalepeño 

(noun)
a euphemism regarding small male genitalia

Them: So I heard you had sex with Nick last night ;)
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!

shrimpy jalepeño by Ms. Jalapeño February 24, 2021