Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot

that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker

by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024

cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.

My gynecologist is a Cunt Splunker.

by poolaholic March 18, 2015

Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

Shmunker

Toddler that has a humongous taste of drip

Lüh Shmunker

by urbandicktoucher March 21, 2022

Slunker

A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)

Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!

by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

Splunker

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.

It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!

by Grondinelli January 24, 2009

shunkered

getting wasted on a night out

Am gonna get shunkered on saturday night

by shaz84 September 5, 2011