Shmuckery

The art of being a shmuck (not to be confused with schmuck, whose meaning is completely different). In modern times, it is generally used as a negative connotation, but it can be used as a neutral connotation as well. Its meaning is generally ambiguous, and most people who use the word can draw their own conclusions to what its meaning is.

My friend Darwin is going out with his other friends tonight. I hope they're not up to any shmuckery.

by The Shmuckinator April 14, 2022

Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

shmuckler

very perfect and adorable individual or thing

Wow, my cat, Sushi, is such a shmuckler.

by SushiMagooshi September 14, 2021

shamockery

Sham + Mockery = Shamockery

- not only false, but scornfully contemptuous in it's incorrectness.

Daniel wasn't even a magician, in fact his performance was a shamockery to magic itself!

by Darkko August 12, 2005

Smockery

smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag

Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.

by Grandpa faggit April 27, 2020

Smockery

smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag

Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.

by vibrator Chico March 15, 2021

jiggery smackery

this is a random selection of sweets,confectionery etc. asked for when the person wants a sweet treat but cannot decide exactly what they want.

''would you like some sweets/candy ?''
''yes please''
''what kind do you want ?''
''eh,just get me some jiggery smackery''

by Nesty. July 9, 2012