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Shmuffalo

A large disgusting beast of indeterminate sexual gender. Commonly seen as a cross between a She-Male and a buffalo.
Theresa the shmuffalo has a huge set of balls.
by George Littlebear July 3, 2006
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shuffology

the study of figuring out one's future through shuffle on an mp3 player or other such similar device
Sarah: I wonder how my week's going to be!
John: Try shuffology!
Sarah: Ok.. it gave me basket case.. looks like a hectic week..
by Seer441 January 25, 2009
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Snuffalouphagous

A wonderful sexual act, with the utmost degree of diffuculty.

The act is successfully performed when a woman is sitting in the toilet facing backwards and taking a shit while giving a man a grumpkin while the man is taking a shit in the tank (an upper decker).

Best performed on a public toilet, "friends" toilet, or at work.

The reverse technique with the woman recieving head on the tank from a man on the toilet is referred to as a cookie monster.
Dude A: How was your weekend?

Dude B: Great, I talked my wife into a Snuffalouphagous on Saturday. She wanted a Cookie Monster on Sunday but I said no way.

Dude A: Word
by bfunk_brian April 6, 2009
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Sluffalo

Noun: Halloween costume for great-looking women.

Derived from the words "slutty buffalo," because Seffalo ("sexy buffalo") sounded too much like a horrible infection. Costume consists of furry hat with horns, furry skirt, and furry leg warmers. Perfect for America themed Halloween parties because buffalo and sluttiness are very American.
Those sluffalo look like slutty buffalo!

I love Halloween because of all of the sluffalo running around.

That herd of sluffalo is HOT!
by Ween2011 October 13, 2011
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snuffalog

He's such a snuffalog
by Guineapig0804 November 20, 2016
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Shufflomancy

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan
"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."
by marliemellow April 15, 2009
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Smufalo

Eating A Monkeys Asshole And Sucking It's Dirty Monkey Chode
Steve went to the zoo but he got to Smufalo All The Little Monkeys And it was disgusting
by SquillBill October 22, 2012
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