A wonderful sexual act, with the utmost degree of diffuculty.

The act is successfully performed when a woman is sitting in the toilet facing backwards and taking a shit while giving a man a grumpkin while the man is taking a shit in the tank (an upper decker).

Best performed on a public toilet, "friends" toilet, or at work.

The reverse technique with the woman recieving head on the tank from a man on the toilet is referred to as a cookie monster.

Dude A: How was your weekend?

Dude B: Great, I talked my wife into a Snuffalouphagous on Saturday. She wanted a Cookie Monster on Sunday but I said no way.

Dude A: Word

Snuffalouphagous by bfunk_brian April 6, 2009

Sluffalo

Noun: Halloween costume for great-looking women.

Derived from the words "slutty buffalo," because Seffalo ("sexy buffalo") sounded too much like a horrible infection. Costume consists of furry hat with horns, furry skirt, and furry leg warmers. Perfect for America themed Halloween parties because buffalo and sluttiness are very American.

Those sluffalo look like slutty buffalo!

I love Halloween because of all of the sluffalo running around.

That herd of sluffalo is HOT!

Sluffalo by Ween2011 October 13, 2011

snuffalog

Cute guinea pig called dandilion

He's such a snuffalog

snuffalog by Guineapig0804 November 20, 2016

Shufflomancy

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

Shufflomancy by marliemellow April 15, 2009

Smufalo

Eating A Monkeys Asshole And Sucking It's Dirty Monkey Chode

Steve went to the zoo but he got to Smufalo All The Little Monkeys And it was disgusting

Smufalo by SquillBill October 22, 2012

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026