dandilion
Are dandilion is so cute
dandilion by Guineapig0804 November 19, 2016
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Dandilion
If you're reading this, what are you doing here looking up a depressed person!? A depressed person who does bad things to themselves. A person who has a terrible life but ya know it could be worse. No like seriously what are you doing here!? Like go home before it's too late! Don't go looking for me on any social accounts I won't be there and of you do find me welp shoot meh a message and I won't respond or maybe I will depends if I am dead yet.
dandilion promise
The floral meaning of the dandelion is that it is a gift to a loved one that will provide happiness, simple joy, pure love and is a promise to a partner of total faithfulness.
give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise
dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war
give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise
dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war
girl: i got you dandilions.. i promise ill always love you
boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?
girl: yeah.. //////
boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?
girl: yeah.. //////
dandilion promise by k1ss4ph0bic January 27, 2021
Yanky-Doodle Dandilion
Yanky-Doodle Dandilion by Roe Column December 13, 2025
Dandelion
An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.
Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."
Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017
Dandelion
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