dandilion 

A cute fluffy guinea pig who is male and ginger and white and cute and fluffy

Are dandilion is so cute

dandilion by Guineapig0804 November 19, 2016

Dandilion 

If you're reading this, what are you doing here looking up a depressed person!? A depressed person who does bad things to themselves. A person who has a terrible life but ya know it could be worse. No like seriously what are you doing here!? Like go home before it's too late! Don't go looking for me on any social accounts I won't be there and of you do find me welp shoot meh a message and I won't respond or maybe I will depends if I am dead yet.

Wow that's Dandilion I am sorry dude

Dandilion by GayBoi_33 February 16, 2021

dandilion promise 

The floral meaning of the dandelion is that it is a gift to a loved one that will provide happiness, simple joy, pure love and is a promise to a partner of total faithfulness.

give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise

dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war

girl: i got you dandilions.. i promise ill always love you

boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?

girl: yeah.. //////

dandilion promise by k1ss4ph0bic January 27, 2021

Yanky-Doodle Dandilion

Sketching flowers while masterbating.

As an art teacher, I’m going to show you how to yanky-doodle dandilion.

Yanky-Doodle Dandilion by Roe Column December 13, 2025

Dandelion 

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.

Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."

Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017

Dandelion 

The plant that spreads the most pollen because it comes apart so easily like soggy bread.

Person A: Does Cindy like Daniel?
Person B: Yea
Person A: Dandelion is true

Dandelion by Aarcy April 19, 2017

dansition 

When a person having the name Dan (or some variation) changes the subject of a conversation, creating an effective transition (dansition) to the next topic. Generally started by the phrase "so anyways".

Dan was uncomfortable talking about it, so he made a dansition.

dansition by Mel77 August 22, 2009