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When you go for a shit but, whilst sitting there, you nod off and it turns in to a snooze
God knows how long I had that shnooze for, but it will be tough to explain to my boss
Shnooze by laugust July 22, 2010
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snoozenastics

(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).
"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."
snoozenastics by yes juanito yes January 25, 2012

shnoozee 

A shnoozee (also shnoozy or shnoozey) is a male person who is over 30 years old and still living in his parents small house where he gets food and stuff for free. His mother sings the 'old mac donalds had a farm' song every night and he falls asleep with his thumb in his mouth.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.

His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.

It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.
Shnoozee: I gotta go home. It's 10 p.m. and I couldn't get my parents on the phone to let them know where I am and when I come home.
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!
shnoozee by woobledoo1978 February 12, 2005
do you got a shnooze?
Im gonna go throw in a shnooze
shnooze by spamiel July 10, 2006

shnoozer 

A Shnoozer is a nice nap. It’s a really deep and calming experience. But it can also be used when someone falls asleep.
Homie hit a shnoozer
shnoozer by Jetneyy March 18, 2020

Shnoozer 

A person that is extremely sleepy, always wants to sleep/ nap, or can’t stay up late.
“He’s such a little shnoozer- he took a nap today, but is already complaining about feeling sleepy, and it’s only 9 PM!”
Shnoozer by kr0ksis May 8, 2023