shnoozen
shnoozen by michael baio December 9, 2019
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snoozenastics
(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).
"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."
snoozenastics by yes juanito yes January 25, 2012
shnoozee
A shnoozee (also shnoozy or shnoozey) is a male person who is over 30 years old and still living in his parents small house where he gets food and stuff for free. His mother sings the 'old mac donalds had a farm' song every night and he falls asleep with his thumb in his mouth.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.
His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.
It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.
His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.
It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.
Shnoozee: I gotta go home. It's 10 p.m. and I couldn't get my parents on the phone to let them know where I am and when I come home.
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!
shnoozee by woobledoo1978 February 12, 2005
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