A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."
A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.
Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.
I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.
I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.