Shmorning

An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.

Good shmorning Abby today sure is great

Shmorning by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020

Shmorning

An alternative for morning when talking to a person you like or that makes you happy

Good shmorning, today sure is great.

Shmorning by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020

shwarning 

Shit warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.

I would be surprised if Al didn't have any streaks after that shwarning.

shwarning by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

shmotting 

shitting while smoking

i was shmotting all night last night.

shmotting by megvan May 15, 2017

Scorning

So angry you show teeth.

"Our flight was cancelled, I was sat there scorning."

Scorning by Haywirephoenix November 12, 2019

word shmerding 

Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.

Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.

word shmerding by Ben faulding May 11, 2006

shonning

To lay or "chill" with a girl, but never actually have intercourse or even get to 2nd base with.

Dude 1: Hey dude, are you gonna have sex with her?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm shonning her until the sun comes up.

2nd example:

"dude what happened to you last night?"

"I went home with those girls and fucked them- "Nah you shonned them."

Example 3:

"Did he ever get to 2nd base?"

"Nah we shonned and listened to Drake"

shonning by 6 bohrillion July 4, 2014