Shmonigan

The cutest girl on the whole planet

Dayum shmonigan your looking mad cute

Shmonigan by Elmerfuddbops September 6, 2021

Shawnigan Lake School 

You know you go to Shawnigan Lake School when...
-You spend your afternoons running
-Watching a movie before 9pm seems strangely subversive and sneaky
-You collect old pieces of school uniform for "status", and the juniors fight over them when you graduate
-You are a prefect or head of house, and somehow this means something to you
-You feel a little uncomfortable when you see someone cutting corners in the grass
-You know something bad has happened when the Headmaster stands in the middle of the chapel stage, rather than at the podium
-You think sleeping in until 7:30 during the week is a treat, and 8:30 on Saturdays is like paradise
-You are forced to fold your clothes with your gold book, so that every shirt is folded with the exact same width and length
-You've ever been told that wearing a collared shirt and tucking it in is essential to learning
-You know what "wilberforce" is and know that it is living hell wrapped into a punishment
-You know that "prep" has two meanings: homework assignments, and the period of time between 7-9 pm in which you do your homework

Person 1: Do you go to Shawnigan Lake School?
Person 2: No, I wish. I go to Brentwood because I didn't get into Shawnigan.

Shawnigan Lake School by alkjwerl February 13, 2010

Shannigan 

A man with a Napoleon complex that feels the need to fuck women over to make himself feel better. He makes women feel worthless, ugly and used. Small cock to go with his short legs. He will try to ruin your life. He is a diva that assumes you are beneath him. Worthless assbag that don't know how to work what little he has. Goes after young naive women that don't know any better. He is a narcissist that will try to tell lies to your friends to make himself feel better.

It was shannigans to start laying the groundwork with her. Excuse my play on the word.

Shannigan by Spacebird October 2, 2014

Shmonion 

When your significant other tickles your ass.

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"

Shmonion by diatome September 10, 2012

shmonga 

Noun: any sized pet, cuddly and cute or otherwise, expressing or not a need of attention, petting, patting(booshing), or comforting in any form.

Look at this cute little shmonga, I'm gonna boosh that shmonga.

shmonga by Bad Mr Kenny April 8, 2020

Shanigans 

Always up to something, that is no good.

Miley Cyrus is into some new Shanigans.

Shanigans by Notrealfactor April 30, 2014

shmolighan

talia

hey shmolighan

shmolighan by the.crollasa May 14, 2018