Shmleeble 

Verb for literally everything, used to describe the act of loving , or to describe a credit card transaction
you can even use it to describe running from the police on a Tuesday, there are no limits to its usage.

"Jenny shmleebled him, he ran away crying"
"A mad man is on the loose, so far he has shmleebled 7 people, more at 11."
"Kathy shmleebled about, not knowing what to do."

Shmleeble by Bidly May 10, 2023

scleebler 

A child predator with wings.

Manuel was walking in the park with his two year old son when out of nowhere a scleebler swooped down and stole his son with his claws.

scleebler by Reuben17 December 26, 2008

Shneebles 

1. An expression used to signify or define an alternative cognitive reality, that is, one which can neither be perceived or given a specific attachment to an actual physical object. In other words, the word has unlimited definitions, it means what you want it to. boom, roasted.

guy a: shneebles.
guy b: yes, thats correct.
guy a: exactly.

Shneebles by annigans October 18, 2011

Shmeables 

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".

Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*

Shmeables by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022

Shmeeple 

The blue m&m

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"

Shmeeple by Seby man November 29, 2019

Shmeeble 

Your mom.

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?

Shmeeble by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

shweebler

AKA flacid penis. Known as the shleeb when refering to ones own.

"Oh dude, I was so fucked up last night that I rubbed my shweebler raw trying to get hard enough to fuck that Columbian chick from accounting".

shweebler by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007