Shmeables 

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".

Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*

Shmeables by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022

old shmeagle 

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.

That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.

old shmeagle by Old shmeagle June 28, 2014

Shneebles 

1. An expression used to signify or define an alternative cognitive reality, that is, one which can neither be perceived or given a specific attachment to an actual physical object. In other words, the word has unlimited definitions, it means what you want it to. boom, roasted.

guy a: shneebles.
guy b: yes, thats correct.
guy a: exactly.

Shneebles by annigans October 18, 2011

shmeagle 

between smuggleing and sneaking ....

*smeagle is in TLOTR but SHMEAGLE is my word

I'm so going to shmeagle that cookie from you

shmeagle by carriebarr88 August 21, 2009

Shmeeble 

Your mom.

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?

Shmeeble by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

Shmeggles

When you're really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. It's the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. You're not anybody unless you're a Shmeggles

Rita- "My friend is so smart!"
Thomas- "What's her name?"
Rita- "Shmeggles, duh"
Thomas- "Damn, I should have known"

Alicia- "All I want from life is to be Shmeggles"

Shmeggles by Yahooanswersequalssex May 13, 2009

Shmeekles

A legendary marsupial alleged to be found in the wilderness of Maine. This marsupial has no backbone or mouth. It oozes across the ground, pulling itself along with its enormously long tongue. This marsupial is supposed to have plaid fur, and one eye is pink while the other is brown. The Shmeekles is six feet long, and feeds off of the souls of salamanders.

Gather 'round the campfire, children! it's time to tell the tale of the Shmeekles...

Shmeekles by Cullan. W. November 11, 2008