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swizzeled 

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.
Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.
swizzeled by KillaForReala June 30, 2008

shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)
Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...
shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

smizzled 

stoned,blazed,blowed,high

One of many words which were created to define being high on marijuana.
I got smizzled before church today.
smizzled by Lala666 May 19, 2006

Dip-Shnizzled 

1. To be confused or in a state of confusion
2. To suffer from mild retardation
Julie appeared to be a bit dip-shnizzled as she looked for her misplaced keys.
Dip-Shnizzled by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010
Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.
shmizzed by c-mann September 11, 2009

shizzled 

1. Description of any meat, veggie, or other food that has been slathered and cooked with The Shizzle brand jerk marinade.

2. Past tense of cooking with The Shizzle jerk marinade.
1. Ross: "Guess what, I freakin' mowed down on some shizzled wings last night."

2. Darryl: "Hey what y'all get into last night?"
Austin: "Well, first I shizzled up some wings on the grill. And then some moochbag mouthbreather mowed them down before I had a chance to get any!"
shizzled by longfacepartdeux February 22, 2011