shmizzed

shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass

Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.

by c-mann September 11, 2009

smizzed

baked, zooted, out dis world

1: *hits blunt* bruhh I'm zooted..

2: im smizzed -u-

by SyoBraves March 23, 2019

schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

Shizzed

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.

I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.

by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020

smizzed

High as fuck.

He was smizzed after smoking two blunts in a row.

by Bwoywundurr December 28, 2016

shmized

When ur fucked up usually after drinking or smoking

Yo son im shmized rn

by Ray shmiz January 2, 2017

shlizzed

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

by VooDooXII February 8, 2007