shmizzed

shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass

Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.

by c-mann September 11, 2009

shmizz

An e-cig nickname used among high school kids

ay jordan lemme hit your shmizz

by shmizzboi300 February 15, 2018

shmizz

vape e-cig. used by everyone.

“yo man can i hit the shmizz.”
“fuck yeh you can hit the shmizz.”

by weonlysayshmizz May 29, 2022

Shmizzing

Pretending to cum in your pants to get out of trouble from doing a bad deed

"Hey WTF man!? Why didnt you tell me you were going out with my ex girlfriend?"

"Oh man im sorry i just cummed in my pants for no sexual reason looks like i cant get my ass beaten by you"

(mumbles) "I dont need to put up with his Shmizzing

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

shmizzing

the act in where you graciously and professionally edge until you are literally experiencing full body vibrations then don't let yourself experience sweet relief until someone talks to you, because when they do you will pull down your trousers and release your load of quite literally epic proportions all over them.

Henry: why are you vibrating

Joe: oh shit, I am shmizzing
Henry: OH, what the fuck dude

by maroon reaper January 31, 2024

shmizz

A commonly made fun of term that kids are using in place of just about anything.

Yo where's the shmizz tonight.
What's the shmizz?
Im feeling shmizzed right now.

by lil shmizz May 31, 2018

Shmizzing

When you are too drunk and you don't wanna admit it. But your friends are like "Yeah, ur too drunk".

Bro, stop saying you can go anal on this fine bitch, ur shmizzing.

by imblackireallyreallydoubleswer April 6, 2024