Shmepe

An above average small asian

Mom look that Asians a shmepe

by CCCPlatinum June 15, 2025

Shmee Shmee

A Unicorn of a woman; only one exists in this world. If you find one, marry her and treat her like the goddess she is. As She radiates love and affection beyond the combination of every woman in the world combined.

Wow, that girl is such a shmee shmee, I have to ask her for her number otherwise I will regret it forever!

by Hmmmmmmmmmmm;) January 15, 2021

Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah

Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016

Shmeek

when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.

“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”

by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022

Shmeelovs

shmee-lovs
/shmēlŏvz/

The plural form of "shmeelof"

Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.

by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Shmeelah

What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Sheeperican

Sheeperican sheep-eir-i-khun
adjective
A citizen of the United States of America who is ignorant on all or nearly all political/social issues that face the nation today.

Everybody and their mother is a Sheeperican.

by Sick Rantorum December 24, 2011