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Shmeagle 

The word for a gross and misgrousting person. He is crusty and takes it up the butthole. He goes by many names such as Crusty Caucausian. he like to pee himself on a daily basis. When a girl starts a conversation with him, he tends to freeze up and shed his crust everywhere. Then momentarily after that, he craps himself.
Ewwwww... Its a shmeagle...run
That guy is a shmeagle.
Shmeagle by The Crustiest Person September 20, 2013

Shmeagle 

Lovable little tramp in The Lord of the Rings. Often seen arguing with his inner demon "Gollum". Can be recognized by his lack of knowledge about "taters" and his habit of beating fish.
Shmeagle~~He's the nasty looking guy that bit of frodos finger.
Shmeagle by Greg Halloran August 17, 2006

Shmeagle Deagle 

For when Whifflatog is finally out of style
Person 1: Did you see the antics that whifflatog got up to?

Person 2: No way is Shmeagle Deagle still using that terminology to refer to that individual
Shmeagle Deagle by Gunzo Cheeky October 16, 2023

old shmeagle 

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.
That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.

Mein Shmeagle 

Shmeagle yes yummy yes tasty yes happy
Mein Shmeagle IS YUMMY very yumu he eat dog he eat cat Dr. Sex-
Mein Shmeagle by Dr. Sexxxx August 8, 2021

shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!
*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”
shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020