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Shmee Shmee
A Unicorn of a woman; only one exists in this world. If you find one, marry her and treat her like the goddess she is. As She radiates love and affection beyond the combination of every woman in the world combined.
Wow, that girl is such a shmee shmee, I have to ask her for her number otherwise I will regret it forever!
Shmee Shmee by Hmmmmmmmmmmm;) January 15, 2021
Shmeeloh
What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.
(Because what else do you call it?)
See also:
shmeelah
(Because what else do you call it?)
See also:
shmeelah
Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
Shmeeloh by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016
Shmeek
Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022
Shmeelovs
Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.
Shmeelovs by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016
Shmeelah
What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.
(Because what else do you call it?)
(Because what else do you call it?)
John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
Shmeelah by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016
shmeeky kleeky
shmeeky kleeky by inbar viscus March 29, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.