1."W00T we won, shmeem!"
2. Lazy dad: " Get me a pizza!"
Daughter: " Go suck a shmeem!"
3. "SHMEEEEEM."
2. Lazy dad: " Get me a pizza!"
Daughter: " Go suck a shmeem!"
3. "SHMEEEEEM."
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Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
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