Shmecks 

A slang term for the slang term smecks (sex), that just sounds better and can be used in many situations.
Derivatives: buttshmecks, queershmecks, boobshmecks/boobyshmecks, mouthshmecks, handshmecks and anything like that.

Also see: Shmecksee.

I really wanna have shmecks with my physics teacher...

Shmecks by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

Shmecky Puntz 

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.

Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!

Shmecky Puntz by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Shmecky 

Yiddish word for dirty/smelly.

I need to shower, I feel shmecky!

Shmecky by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

shmeckinwhepper

Your pecker or your eggplant 🍆

Keep your Shmeckinwhepper in your briefs , Dave .

shmeckinwhepper by Barharhar September 11, 2020

Honey Shmacks 

im a 60 year old virgin that dresses up in a frog costume from the Honey Smacks cereal box. i then proceed to leap or pounce off of high peaks onto small vulnerable children under the age of 7, and then i get them all sticky like honey.

its halloween kids, so be weary of any person in a frog costume because they could be Honey Shmacks.

Honey Shmacks by XxHMMM69xX October 24, 2016

SHMECKLE COPY MARK 

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.

"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.

SHMECKLE COPY MARK by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

Shmeckldorfed

To be tricked or bamboozled in the stupidest way.

Dude we totally got shmeckldorfed yesterday

Shmeckldorfed by doucheNOdouche February 23, 2009