Shmecks

A slang term for the slang term smecks (sex), that just sounds better and can be used in many situations.
Derivatives: buttshmecks, queershmecks, boobshmecks/boobyshmecks, mouthshmecks, handshmecks and anything like that.

Also see: Shmecksee.

I really wanna have shmecks with my physics teacher...

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

shmeck

I love eating shmeck all the way.

1) Choppped potato jammys
2) cook

by negger April 29, 2004

Shmeck

A non-insulting substitute for "fuck". Commonly used by people who swear a lot and want to break the habit.

Person A: "Man I'm so shmecking hungry"
Person B: "What do you mean by shmeck?"
Person A: "Look it up on urban dictionary lets get some tacos"
Person B: "Yeah alright"

by Bleegggggg April 19, 2006

Shmeck

Another Word for Shit used by Catholic School Children.

My Food tastes like Shmeck.

by Dylan Manning February 20, 2005

Shmeck

An asshole or unliked person

Who is that? Aidan. He’s a shmeck

by Hwal November 01, 2017

Shmeck

Another word used by Catholic School Students for "Shit"

It smells like shmeck in the church today.

by Dylan Manning February 20, 2005

shmeck

A universal word that is used as a substitute for fuck, wrecked, shit, etc. Also used in substitute for fooled or tricked. Created and very popular in South Florida.

This food smells like shmeck.

My brother got shmecked by the other team.
I love shmecking kids since the day I was born.

by Shmecker April 18, 2017