Shmalex

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Getting a BJ in the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?
Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo: That dirty hooker!

Shmalex by Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeey April 29, 2009

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shmale

A jewish hamster fish

shmales love to eat kosher flakes

shmale by sillylove123 August 16, 2012

Related Words

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Shalex

Shalex is a word that describes someone who is up-to-date on any and all relevant pop-culture, jokes, and memes. They oftentimes change their point-of-view based on what people say and they will be proud of their extensive knowledge on memes.

Person 1: Dude does my voice sound any deeper?
Person 2: Don’t be such a Shalex

Shalex by Dismade July 21, 2020

shalex

a conjoined person who shares both anything or everything. note: being detached from one another would result in self-destruction.

shalex is together again? shalex is never apart!

shalex by boogerbooger July 6, 2008

shmale

An A-sexual person.
A woman appearing to be a man.
What you call a manly woman.
A woman appearing to be a tranvestite.

A shmale, what else.
Mrs Drabing sure is a "SHMALE" wouldnt you say mike.
OMG Mrs Drabing, ure a "SHMALE".
I was looking for a vagina and found the opposite.

shmale by Aaron Pettey July 24, 2004

Shmalentine

NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.

NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(

Shmalentine by kaityFACE January 8, 2008

shmale

a transexual that was born a man and transforms to a woman except for the male genitals.

Maria is a shmale because she/he hasn't had it cut off yet.

shmale by Viky March 6, 2008

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026