Shmalex

Getting a BJ in the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?
Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo: That dirty hooker!

by Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeey April 29, 2009

shmale

A jewish hamster fish

shmales love to eat kosher flakes

by sillylove123 August 16, 2012

Shalex

Shalex is a word that describes someone who is up-to-date on any and all relevant pop-culture, jokes, and memes. They oftentimes change their point-of-view based on what people say and they will be proud of their extensive knowledge on memes.

Person 1: Dude does my voice sound any deeper?
Person 2: Don’t be such a Shalex

by Dismade July 21, 2020

shalex

a conjoined person who shares both anything or everything. note: being detached from one another would result in self-destruction.

shalex is together again? shalex is never apart!

by boogerbooger July 6, 2008

shmale

An A-sexual person.
A woman appearing to be a man.
What you call a manly woman.
A woman appearing to be a tranvestite.

A shmale, what else.
Mrs Drabing sure is a "SHMALE" wouldnt you say mike.
OMG Mrs Drabing, ure a "SHMALE".
I was looking for a vagina and found the opposite.

by Aaron Pettey July 24, 2004

Shmalentine

NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.

NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(

by kaityFACE January 8, 2008

shmale

a transexual that was born a man and transforms to a woman except for the male genitals.

Maria is a shmale because she/he hasn't had it cut off yet.

by Viky March 6, 2008