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Shmalex
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Getting a BJ in the
alley
behind a dirty
karaoke
bar
.
Roo
: Hey, where's Shax?
Xtina: He ran off with
Gertrude
and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo
: That dirty hooker!
Shmalex
by
Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeey
April 29, 2009
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