NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.
NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.
ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(
ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(
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On February 14th, you and your homie must take on a challenge and frot without lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s big loser! For their punishment they must allow their homie to finish down their throat.
Person 1: Hey bro wanna be my Salentine?
Person 2: Sure! I just hope I’m not tonight’s big loser again…
Person 2: Sure! I just hope I’m not tonight’s big loser again…
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