Shmaleb 

A person who is incredibly egotistical and deranged

Man, that guy jacking off to himself is probably named shmaleb

Shmaleb by Edward Davas April 10, 2021

shmale 

A jewish hamster fish

shmales love to eat kosher flakes

shmale by sillylove123 August 16, 2012

Shmalex

Getting a BJ in the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?
Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo: That dirty hooker!

Shmalex by Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeey April 29, 2009

shmale 

An A-sexual person.
A woman appearing to be a man.
What you call a manly woman.
A woman appearing to be a tranvestite.

A shmale, what else.
Mrs Drabing sure is a "SHMALE" wouldnt you say mike.
OMG Mrs Drabing, ure a "SHMALE".
I was looking for a vagina and found the opposite.

shmale by Aaron Pettey July 24, 2004

Shmalentine 

NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.

NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(

Shmalentine by kaityFACE January 8, 2008

shmale 

a transexual that was born a man and transforms to a woman except for the male genitals.

Maria is a shmale because she/he hasn't had it cut off yet.

shmale by Viky March 6, 2008

shmoleberry

An incredible weird person, a shmoleberry is someone who does the most idiotic stupid things you have ever seen. Someone who does things you would never think of doing

That man digging through the trash is such a shmoleberry.

shmoleberry by bulldog April 24, 2015