Shmagled

To get shmagled means to be very high

"Garrett and I were super shmagled the other day."

Shmagled by Shmagled December 17, 2019

shmagedingaled 

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.

-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“

shmagedingaled by Xrimbi January 22, 2014

get shmaggled 

To drink in excess and then beyond.

Yo, i just bombed my final. lets go get shmaggled so i can forget about it.

get shmaggled by Mr. Puddles22 April 4, 2009

shmangled 

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!

what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.

shmangled by roooney April 23, 2006

Shmangled 

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.

We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..

Shmangled by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020

Shmangled 

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

Shmangled by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010

Shmargled 

Being overly drunk

Man’s was shmargled last night

Shmargled by Belly button crust face December 5, 2020