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To engage in the act of smoking a Hoon. The Hoon is typically in a cylindrical format.

So your hanging with your squad after having a nice big dinner/event and the vibe is good, chill, and relaxed,
“Hey man, sick day today!
“Yeah bro great day!”
…
“You wanna go shmütz a Hoon?”
“Hell yeah! Let’s do it”

Shmütz by AardvarkArnie August 13, 2021

Words you can keep

shmutz

Unidentifiable globule of something or other

You've got some shmutz on your shirt

shmutz by chanklas June 30, 2004

Related Words

shmutz • Shmutza • shmutzel • shmutzen • Shmutzka • Shmutzy • shmutzypoof • mouth shmutz • schmutz • Schmutzvering

shmutz

A Yiddish word meaning facial dirt, oil or greese

I am your Momma, come over here so I can lick my finger and rub the shmutz off of your face

shmutz by PozzyMoto October 15, 2006

shmutz

Anything that is considered clutter/trash that is visually unappealing. Usually found in a classroom setting and are things like paper fuzzies or crumbs.

Hey Goobers! Before you go I want all of these shmutz picked up NOW! I swear, I will kill all of you dead, do it!

shmutz by The Buzzsaw May 9, 2012

shmutz

something gross on one of your belongings

"eeeewwww now I'm all covered in shmutz!!"

shmutz by leighton willow writes June 13, 2019

Shmutz

An adorable “thing”, whether animal, person, or object.

Omg! Look at this cute little shmutz

Shmutz by Kayyyyyday November 28, 2021

Shmutz

The best cover band in Durham, NC. Band members include Bryan Cox, Gideon and Conor Chickos, and Matt McLaughlin. Covers include songs by The Beatles and ELO, among others.

"Hey, have you heard that new band Shmutz? Those guys rock!"

Shmutz by Frank Weiler February 8, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026