Shmütz 

To engage in the act of smoking a Hoon. The Hoon is typically in a cylindrical format.

So your hanging with your squad after having a nice big dinner/event and the vibe is good, chill, and relaxed,
“Hey man, sick day today!
“Yeah bro great day!”
…
“You wanna go shmütz a Hoon?”
“Hell yeah! Let’s do it”

Shmütz by AardvarkArnie August 13, 2021

shmutz 

Unidentifiable globule of something or other

You've got some shmutz on your shirt

shmutz by chanklas June 30, 2004

shmutz 

A Yiddish word meaning facial dirt, oil or greese

I am your Momma, come over here so I can lick my finger and rub the shmutz off of your face

shmutz by PozzyMoto October 15, 2006

shmutz 

Anything that is considered clutter/trash that is visually unappealing. Usually found in a classroom setting and are things like paper fuzzies or crumbs.

Hey Goobers! Before you go I want all of these shmutz picked up NOW! I swear, I will kill all of you dead, do it!

shmutz by The Buzzsaw May 9, 2012

shmutz 

something gross on one of your belongings

"eeeewwww now I'm all covered in shmutz!!"

shmutz by leighton willow writes June 13, 2019

Shmutz 

An adorable “thing”, whether animal, person, or object.

Omg! Look at this cute little shmutz

Shmutz by Kayyyyyday November 28, 2021

Shmutz 

The best cover band in Durham, NC. Band members include Bryan Cox, Gideon and Conor Chickos, and Matt McLaughlin. Covers include songs by The Beatles and ELO, among others.

"Hey, have you heard that new band Shmutz? Those guys rock!"

Shmutz by Frank Weiler February 8, 2010