Shmutz

An adorable “thing”, whether animal, person, or object.

Omg! Look at this cute little shmutz

by Kayyyyyday November 28, 2021

Shmutz

The best cover band in Durham, NC. Band members include Bryan Cox, Gideon and Conor Chickos, and Matt McLaughlin. Covers include songs by The Beatles and ELO, among others.

"Hey, have you heard that new band Shmutz? Those guys rock!"

by Frank Weiler February 08, 2010

shmutz

Unidentifiable globule of something or other

You've got some shmutz on your shirt

by chanklas June 30, 2004

shmutz

A Yiddish word meaning facial dirt, oil or greese

I am your Momma, come over here so I can lick my finger and rub the shmutz off of your face

by PozzyMoto October 15, 2006

shmutz

Anything that is considered clutter/trash that is visually unappealing. Usually found in a classroom setting and are things like paper fuzzies or crumbs.

Hey Goobers! Before you go I want all of these shmutz picked up NOW! I swear, I will kill all of you dead, do it!

by The Buzzsaw May 09, 2012

shmutz

something gross on one of your belongings

"eeeewwww now I'm all covered in shmutz!!"

by leighton willow writes June 13, 2019

shmutz

The sand that is in your vagina when you do the scandinavian axel stall

Hey Stephen, why did you give Jordan shmutz last night. It left her with a serious rash.

by Chris Dittmore September 20, 2006