Shloset 

NOUN - informal - Australian

1. The designated seshing closet.

"Let's go hang in the shloset."

Shloset by RealLifeDictionary2354 April 22, 2022

shloset 

1. (pronounced shlaw-zet) A shower built into what was previously a closet. This very rare but crafty home luxury sometimes exists where a single home has been divided up into fifteen gazillion separate apartments; space and pluming are limited, so showers are built wherever possible, and rarely attached to, or even near a bathroom.

In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlosetist", shlosets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlosets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlosets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shloset, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlosetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within any future shared living space with a shlosetist.

2. The act of washing one's self within a shloset.

Also see: shlozet.

Bradley: Mind if I take a quick shloset?

Bryan: What the hell are you talking about?

shloset by braddlecat April 4, 2010

shlouet 

A slut/hoe, the hoe is inside slut, s H l O u E t

My ex allison is a shlouet. Alyssa is a shlouet. I can't believe how much giovanna has been a shlouet lately.

shlouet by k rah February 18, 2008

shlosel 

A big wobbly cock, preferably black. A penis that is a little bit hard and fun to play with.

Girl! I could play with his shlosel all night long, only it got hard too fast.

shlosel by Pu October 26, 2004

shlozet

1. (pronounced shlaw-zet) A shower built into what was previously a closet. This very rare but crafty home luxury sometimes exists where a single home has been divided up into fifteen gazillion separate apartments; space and pluming are limited, so showers are built wherever possible, and rarely attached to, or even near a bathroom.

In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlozetist", shlozets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlozets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlozets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shlozet, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlozetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within the future shared living space with a shlozetist.

2. The act of washing one's self within a shlozet.

Also see: shloset.

Bradley: Mind if I take a quick shlozet?

Bryan: What the hell are you talking about?

shlozet by braddlecat April 4, 2010

Shlosted 

To get weird via intoxication. To get fucked up.

Person 1 - "Bro did Johnny just bang that fat chick?!"
Person 2 - "Yeah he must be shlosted"

Shlosted by Braheeem March 25, 2017

shlopetti 

When you are getting head from a girl and it sounds like she is eating spaghetti.

Yo Aj, you need to get some good shlopetti so you don’t feel sad.

shlopetti by H. Marshall April 10, 2019