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Splosted 

The act of being drunk and high at the same time.
Jon: Dude i just got back from the store i got a gallon of Hennessy!

Will: Damn dude I thought we were smokin' tonight, I just bought a pound of purp!

Jon: Awwww hell! Looks like we gettin' SPLOSTED!!!

Will: Fo sho!
Splosted by Willie Murk August 25, 2010
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Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk
Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.
shloshed by Eric November 12, 2003
The state of being so drunk that shaking your body produces internal swishing noises.
Nerd: You're extremely full of alcholic breverages.
Dude: Yeah man, check it, I'm shloshed. (Shakes belly)
shloshed by Noejr September 6, 2006

Shlooted Newt 

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.
Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026