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Noun: an exceedingly lost and/or stupified person. Also; a person lost in a closet, a state of utter lostness.

Verb: to sloset, or sloseting; the act of causing someone to become one of the above mentioned, the act of BEING utterly lost and/or stupified.
OMG look at that poor sloset!

Let her out of the closet. The stupid sloset.

"Damn...I'm so sloset."

"OI! Don't sloset me you imbecile!"

"Dusty's so damn good at sloseting people, it unbelievable."
sloset by wheelchairdiva April 22, 2008
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Sloletynlololyao 

A supposed epidemic among Saying "lol" or "lmao" even though you're not laughing out loud or laughing you a** off.
That person with Sloletynlololyao really gets on my nerves, I can't tell if they're actually laughing!
Sloletynlololyao by Sushi4301 May 15, 2020
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Slostitore

Slut+Prostitute+Whore= Slostitore
Mike: Yo dawg you hittin' that?
Me: Fuck no, that bitch is a slostitore.
Slostitore by A Heslip May 11, 2009
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sloetch by anonymous988 August 1, 2009
often refured to for a person who is a slut, whore and skeet.
bill: why is that pregnant hooker smokeing?
joe: because shes a slorete
slorete by acute November 28, 2011
someone who is a sore loser. Especially when playing online or multiplayer gaming.
You are such a sloser.
Sloser by Dp5028 February 8, 2015
A term used to combine both words, Slow, and Loser. Pronounced(Slewser)
Wow... Your such a Sloser
Aaron is such an unbelievable Sloser
Sloser by ET00880 April 30, 2009
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