Shlongan

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A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral

I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”

Shlongan by Chayber1 June 26, 2025

Words you can keep

Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

Related Words

Shlongan • shlonginator • Shlongin • shlongadongdong • shlonging • Shlonga • shlonga bonga • shlongadongesrex • Shlongaphobia • Shlongenus

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong by mike sphynx July 30, 2010

Shlongaphobia

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

Shlongaphobia by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

shlongini

A small shlong. Usually less than 4 inches.

I stopped dating him, cause I met THE shlongini

shlongini by zuleika January 14, 2004

shlonga bonga

Shlonga Bonga is an other word for PP that makes the word a little bit more harmless

Your shlonga bonga is long

Don’t show me the shlonga bonga
Eeww, so many shlonga bongas

shlonga bonga by Dert Otek May 8, 2022

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026