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A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral
I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

โ€œBy the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazyโ€

โ€œFor there I scored seven days ago;โ€

โ€œWho you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::โ€
Shlongan by Chayber1 June 26, 2025
a PP bigger than a Boeing 747
Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal 

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets
Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

Shlongaphobia 

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.
(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."
Shlongaphobia by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

shlongini 

A small shlong. Usually less than 4 inches.
I stopped dating him, cause I met THE shlongini
shlongini by zuleika January 14, 2004

shlonga bonga 

Shlonga Bonga is an other word for PP that makes the word a little bit more harmless
Your shlonga bonga is long

Donโ€™t show me the shlonga bonga
Eeww, so many shlonga bongas
shlonga bonga by Dert Otek May 8, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wifeโ€™s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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