shlonging 

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

shlonging by Sean E. November 14, 2003

Shlonging 

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.

“I’m shlonging for him”

Shlonging by RavenEden July 5, 2025

Shlanging 

The slinging of the male reproductive organ.

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

"

Shlanging by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010

shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

shlomming by bitkahuna December 9, 2008

Shlombing 

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shlongkong 

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

Shlongkong by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

Shlawgington 

A foolsih person or another word for dawg

Ismael is a shlawgington

Shlawgington by Abuckhave August 22, 2023