Shlomy 

a chode with a condom on it.

damn boy
look at him settin up that shlomy

Shlomy by shlomy man September 27, 2009

No Shlomo 

The Jewish alternative to 'No Homo'. Often used in regard to something Jewish.

"Dude, this bagel is delicious. No Shlomo."

No Shlomo by proooo March 12, 2010

Pulled a Shlomo 

To face plant on the ice while ice-skating

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there

Pulled a Shlomo by Mangathings March 20, 2023

shromy 

The act of being particularly quiet or absent. One who might usually want to hang out with friends may be recently and increasingly absent from usuall activities with friends like parties, hangouts, sleepovers ect.

"Dude you've been so damn shromy latelly"

"Bro stop being so shromy"

shromy by Theloze January 1, 2014

Shloomy 

Shloomy is a legendary word that many people will soon find. Shloomy is just a vibe you can be on. It can also be used in the context of "Shloomy Time" which basically means you're currently having a phenomenal time.

Its shloomy time! I'm feeling so good and awesome right now, the vibes are immaculate

Shloomy by Shloomy June 8, 2021

Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

Shlomp Donkey by HoldenTits October 25, 2010

shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

shlomming by bitkahuna December 9, 2008