Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shlombing

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008

Shlibbing

this is used to express your feelings in any way shape or form

I will do the shlibbing on you
I feel like a shlibber
I will shlibble your mother

by Colonel Shlibbing October 21, 2019

Shomming

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

by bastie 83 January 7, 2015

Slobbing meat

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva

Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat

by DinoPrice January 13, 2017

Grave Slobbing

Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.

Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.

To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.

Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.

John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.

by sherav October 20, 2012

shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

by bitkahuna December 9, 2008