shlom

another word for dick, chode, or cock

was originally made by marco

go suck a MEATY SHLOM!
or
Shlooooooooooommmmmmm etc

by bapsdjmpaosdg March 3, 2007

shlom

verb; a. to shove something in your mouth disgustingly.
b. to attack something in an unrestricted manner. past; shlomed. present; shloming.

a. the way judy shlomed on that corndog you would think it's a long lost lover.
b.that girl and her boyfriend were shloming all over eachother, it was disgusting.

by bonahhhbo November 4, 2008

Shlom

A code word for a mans sad depressing genitalia

My shlom is smaller than yours

by MEXICANSAWNUGGET May 9, 2019

slam the shlom

To spank your meat.

Bob went to go slam the shlom, he'll be back.

by Myard Johnson February 15, 2014

Salomi

Salami is like Salome the name is Hebrew root word meaning "Peace". A princess Who became Queen.

Salomi Salome daughter of Herod || and Herodias. New Testament.

by Stonecoldbabeee October 8, 2014

brit shalom

An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.

My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!

by BeatriceC1000 August 31, 2020

Shalomian

When you get a black, Asian, Indian, and white to gang-bang you at the same time while you scream for help and the stripper cops join in and then at the "Happy ending" it is all squirted into you ass.

My friends pulled a Shalomian on me this weekend and i enjoyed it and now Im not able to sit down.

by Urban Sex terms December 29, 2016