Shplastered 

To be shit faced and plastered: also see the word Shmammered.

"We were Shmammered, Shplastered and straight up shit wrecked"

Shplastered by Exile Gunner February 4, 2010

Shwastered 

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

Shlastered 

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)

In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.

Shlastered by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009

splattered tomato 

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

splattered tomato by matt panacci June 16, 2008

Shmastered 

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

Shmastered by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

slastered by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

Shastered 

result of emence intake of alcohol Pissed

"i'm fucking shastered"

Shastered by Louis Taylor February 16, 2004