Skip to main content

shlapped 

i shlapped my girlfriends face so hard last night.

Last night my boyfriend shlapped me across my face so hard.
shlapped by bbyhippo May 15, 2018
Words you can keep

Shlapped 

When you see someone who is clapped (ugly) getting slapped.
Look at him, that clapped dude got slapped. Now he is officially shlapped
Shlapped by hhohilu8797 December 23, 2022
Related Words

cell slapped 

An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.
Yo, I was talking to that bitch and she cell slapped me; How rude!

Slapped By Legal 

Another way of saying 'You will be sued' or 'I am going to get my lawers'
Mostly known from Danny Gonzalez's second channel '2 Danny 2 Furious' video 'getting slapped by legal :/'
"He's about to get slapped by legal for using our face"
Slapped By Legal by MugManNumber932 November 1, 2020

Turd Slapped 

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.
Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"
Turd Slapped by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.
turkey slapped by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005

Pitch Slapped 

When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.
My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.
Pitch Slapped by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Next