Shitus

a catheter for your ass. it has a hose that pumps a jetstream of water into your shitter

John needs a shitus to produce a log

by johnus October 23, 2012

Shitus Teammatus

a natural phenomena know as shitus teammatus its been going on since the game first came out and is normally cause by a large wave of shit teammates

Lauren's rank is dropping because of the wave of shitus teammatus

by Mario_RL February 27, 2020

dipamus shitus

old Dip shit

When someone says something uneducated or quotes fake news you can call them on it.

Answer: Dipamus shitus I presume?

by reu999 June 13, 2017

She Shits Too

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.

Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."

by will bitten February 10, 2017

syrup shits

When u sippin syrup/sizzurp and the next day you have hella bad shits (constipated/diarrhea) sometimes bouth

Bruh i poed up a 4 yesterday and now i got the syrup shits

by Dasyrup June 8, 2016

shitass

god himself

hey shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?

by Approve My Definition UD :( November 7, 2020

Buffalo Wild Shits

The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.

Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."

John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.

by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011