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a catheter for your ass. it has a hose that pumps a jetstream of water into your shitter
John needs a shitus to produce a log
Shitus by johnus October 23, 2012
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Shitus Teammatus 

a natural phenomena know as shitus teammatus its been going on since the game first came out and is normally cause by a large wave of shit teammates
Lauren's rank is dropping because of the wave of shitus teammatus
Shitus Teammatus by Mario_RL February 27, 2020

dipamus shitus 

When someone says something uneducated or quotes fake news you can call them on it.

Answer: Dipamus shitus I presume?
dipamus shitus by reu999 June 13, 2017

She Shits Too 

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.
Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."
She Shits Too by will bitten February 10, 2017

syrup shits 

When u sippin syrup/sizzurp and the next day you have hella bad shits (constipated/diarrhea) sometimes bouth
Bruh i poed up a 4 yesterday and now i got the syrup shits
syrup shits by Dasyrup June 8, 2016
god himself
hey shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?

Buffalo Wild Shits

The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.
Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."

John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.
Buffalo Wild Shits by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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