Shittich

The game of using a toilet broomstick to chase snitches around the bowl.

After a heavy lunch at Hogwarts, Harry spent a good deal of time playing Shittich before finally emerging from the washrooms.

by Monkey699 July 15, 2009

shittish

A derogatory term which refers to the policy of compulsory teaching of Swedish language to Finnish people.

More generally, any unwanted imposition of a foreign language or culture on a people.

In Finland, 95% of the population are native Finnish language speakers. It is considered one of the most linguistically homogenous countries in the world. Yet a small anti-Finnish elite imposes a policy which has been compared to South African apartheid in the 20th century.

Shittish refers not only to the compulsory teaching of Swedish, but also the requirements for proficiency in Swedish for many government jobs in Finland.

The policy is considered outdated but is kept in place by massive funding from Sweden and bribery of Finland's government officials. Over ten years of reputable public polling have shown that around 70% of Finns want an end to Shittish.

The policy is also called "åpårtheid", a word containing the Swedish "Å" character not used in the Finnish alphabet.

Finland is a Finnish country, not Shittish.

What is the government trying to do, make us Shittish?

Because of the Shittish policy, we are being forced to learn French to qualify for government jobs, even though we are Indian

by Eva Ahl July 20, 2006

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

shittech

anything that is poorly made using cheap materials desinged poorly bad engineering usallly made in china breaks a week after buying

hey jim that barbaque i bought at walmart 3 months ago is rusting and is falling a part" well you know jim thats just striaght up shittech "

by modified dick March 23, 2011

#SHITTYCHIBI

A shitty trend started on Twitter by some shitty people on a Honkai Impact Discord server or some shit. It was originally thought to be targeted at the dorm system in Honkai Impact 3rd, but after some clarification and further evaluation, it was confirmed to actually be an attack at the 9-year-olds of the Gacha Life community. It originates from the phrase "Gacha Life? More like Shitty Chibi for Shitty People!"

Kiana: #SHITTYCHIBI #SHITTYCHIBI #SHITTYCHIBI
Mei: ..Shitty Chibi..
Kiana: Intense shitty chibi screaming
Everyone in some Discord call: SHITTY CHIBI FOR SHITTY PEOPLE!

by Honkaitwt May 17, 2021

shitticism

A witticism that has either gone over the top or is not at all witty

"Your mom goes to college," is NOT a witticism, but a shitticism.

by oldblorange June 21, 2011

shitticulate

Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.

The particles which give farts their smell.

The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.

"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"

"Dude, gross!"

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014