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shittish
A derogatory term which refers to the policy of compulsory teaching of Swedish language to Finnish people.
More generally, any unwanted imposition of a foreign language or culture on a people.
In Finland, 95% of the population are native Finnish language speakers. It is considered one of the most linguistically homogenous countries in the world. Yet a small anti-Finnish elite imposes a policy which has been compared to South African apartheid in the 20th century.
Shittish refers not only to the compulsory teaching of Swedish, but also the requirements for proficiency in Swedish for many government jobs in Finland.
The policy is considered outdated but is kept in place by massive funding from Sweden and bribery of Finland's government officials. Over ten years of reputable public polling have shown that around 70% of Finns want an end to Shittish.
The policy is also called "åpårtheid", a word containing the Swedish "Å" character not used in the Finnish alphabet.
More generally, any unwanted imposition of a foreign language or culture on a people.
In Finland, 95% of the population are native Finnish language speakers. It is considered one of the most linguistically homogenous countries in the world. Yet a small anti-Finnish elite imposes a policy which has been compared to South African apartheid in the 20th century.
Shittish refers not only to the compulsory teaching of Swedish, but also the requirements for proficiency in Swedish for many government jobs in Finland.
The policy is considered outdated but is kept in place by massive funding from Sweden and bribery of Finland's government officials. Over ten years of reputable public polling have shown that around 70% of Finns want an end to Shittish.
The policy is also called "åpårtheid", a word containing the Swedish "Å" character not used in the Finnish alphabet.
Finland is a Finnish country, not Shittish.
What is the government trying to do, make us Shittish?
Because of the Shittish policy, we are being forced to learn French to qualify for government jobs, even though we are Indian
What is the government trying to do, make us Shittish?
Because of the Shittish policy, we are being forced to learn French to qualify for government jobs, even though we are Indian
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Shittich • shitwich • #SHITTYCHIBI • shittech • shittechtard • shittical • Shittically • shitticism • shitticus • shitticulate
shitwich
shittech
anything that is poorly made using cheap materials desinged poorly bad engineering usallly made in china breaks a week after buying
hey jim that barbaque i bought at walmart 3 months ago is rusting and is falling a part" well you know jim thats just striaght up shittech "
shittech by modified dick March 23, 2011
shitticism
shitticism by oldblorange June 21, 2011
shitticulate
Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"
"Dude, gross!"
"Dude, gross!"
shitticulate by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
shititch
"I was standing outside the club when I had a shititch, man that shit was embarassing but i had to do it."
shititch by itsaterribleone December 22, 2008
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