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shititch 

a scratch to the ass due to incessant itching. should not be executed in public.
"I was standing outside the club when I had a shititch, man that shit was embarassing but i had to do it."
shititch by itsaterribleone December 22, 2008
Words you can keep

you make my shit itch

the phrase used to express your level of frustration when someone is getting on your nerves or aggravating you.
You are such an idiot, you make my shit itch.
you make my shit itch by msn87 December 18, 2012

shit itch 

The itch your anus gets if you haven't wiped properly after doing a poo
"Man, I have to go take a shower, I've got the worst shit itch"

"Why are you scratching your arse, have you got worms?"
"No, its just shit itch"
shit itch by Ang & Dave July 30, 2006

Fucking Shitbitch 

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
Fucking Shitbitch by youlazyass December 6, 2009

Shitnitch 

A more powerful and effective way of saying Biznitch; made by fusing shit and biznitch/bitch.
Can be used either as:

1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.
"Aww. SHITNITCH! I was SO close to getting that shot!"

"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."

"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."
Shitnitch by MachineKingV2 August 17, 2009

Shitbitch 

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.
Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!
Shitbitch by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017

shitwitch 

A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.

Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.

Believed to have come from the UK.
"You ate my sandwich, you shitwitch!"
shitwitch by Tom Kiss June 13, 2005
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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