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shititch

a scratch to the ass due to incessant itching. should not be executed in public.
"I was standing outside the club when I had a shititch, man that shit was embarassing but i had to do it."
by itsaterribleone December 22, 2008
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you make my shit itch

the phrase used to express your level of frustration when someone is getting on your nerves or aggravating you.
You are such an idiot, you make my shit itch.
by msn87 December 18, 2012
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shit itch

The itch your anus gets if you haven't wiped properly after doing a poo
"Man, I have to go take a shower, I've got the worst shit itch"

"Why are you scratching your arse, have you got worms?"
"No, its just shit itch"
by Ang & Dave July 30, 2006
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Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
by youlazyass December 6, 2009
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Shitnitch

A more powerful and effective way of saying Biznitch; made by fusing shit and biznitch/bitch.
Can be used either as:

1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.
"Aww. SHITNITCH! I was SO close to getting that shot!"

"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."

"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."
by MachineKingV2 August 17, 2009
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Shitbitch

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.
Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!
by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017
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shitwitch

A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.

Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.

Believed to have come from the UK.
"You ate my sandwich, you shitwitch!"
by Tom Kiss June 13, 2005
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