shitticus

A guy who has a killer smile. Daring eyes. And the sweetest heart a man could ever have. His kisses hypnotize you. His hugs make you feel safe. His presence is the best ever. He is the guy to fall in love with. To be with. He would do anything for you and your safety. No guy could ever compare. If you find one, don't let him go. He's far too worth it.

Girl: Who is that handsome man?
Guy: That's my boy, Shitticus!
Girl: He's like perfect.
Guy: Yeah, pretty much every guy wants to be him and every girl wants him. He's a great guy.

shitticus by patas screeb punch June 22, 2022

shittiest musician ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

shittiest musician ever by folded cache out June 1, 2013

Shiticular 

When you are particular about where you have a dump !

At the festivals Gerry won't crap in the portaloo , he's Shiticular!!!

Shiticular by Armageddon37 May 13, 2013

Ripping shitties 

The act of performing a doughnut.

"I was ripping shitties in front of Wal-Mart the other day."

Ripping shitties by Shit ripper November 13, 2011

shittings 

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.

(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..

shittings by ZCMC April 6, 2009

forgeticus shiticus 

A spell from the Harry Potter universe which makes you forget what shitting is.

Harry: Forgeticus Shiticus!!
Ron: What the hell is happening to me!?

forgeticus shiticus by defd December 20, 2010

whipping shitties 

Same as doing cookies or donuts.

"Lets go whip some shitties, bro"

"Where were you?"
"Whipping shitties in the parking lot of the cheese factory"

whipping shitties by McTightass April 6, 2014